Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say

i miss my wife (she’s running an errand)

bark bark bark im in the bank eating the deposits awooo

my beautiful wife is becoming full of coin and dollors

water LOVES to be boiled btw. when you see water boiling its jumping for joy

today’s fast-paced society could learn a lot from the glacial might of the slug 

you've wilhelm scrum your last wilhelm scream

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in 2019 i saw someone call her butch

She looks like pastel goth mr bean

hey guys sorry i took a na💀p has anyone seen The Skull do we know where it went

the gasp i just gusped

had a dream last night I was watching a video of a hog with gigantic balls effortlessly trotting backwards through a pen with dozens of teeny tiny piglets running around and shouted "DAMN HE GOT A BACKUP CAMERA" so loud I woke myself up

like this. he was moving so fast and dodging the piglets so perfectly. i wish it was real so badly

I can’t stop thinking about this pig. He moves with such finesse

it was like he was a slalom skier